Recent Game Reviews
Rage!
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 7, 2006
great game...
was lots of fun and great music. While playing the arcade portion, after killing about 400 they began swarming like crazy and it began slowing down like crazy so at around 700 kills i decided to call it quits. i'm waiting for them to kill off my character now but the thing is slowing my system down so bad that its hilarious. But still, great game man. Keep up the good work.
Bob Ross: The Game
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars April 3, 2006
dam this sucked...
But at least i got to make a happy little tree... oh how i loved those happy little trees...
Max Mesiria Chp1 RPG
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 3, 2006
Nice game...
You're right, the ultra-easy mode is waaay too easy. I do have 2 problems with the beginning of the game: 1) Why does the captain wake you with his "soft" voice (sounds a little queer) and 2) Is it just me or does that first boss look a little like a giant pen!s (especially with the spitting goo on you attacks)? Otherwise, lots of fun... i'm off to try the version on your website to see how much harder it is.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 6, 2006
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"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 7, 2006
WOW.
That was an incredible re-imagining of Little Red Riding Hood and the voice acting was superb. This is definately Frontpage material here and belongs somewhere in the Top 50 of All Time.
Rated 1 / 5 stars February 7, 2006
???
The graphics were good, the style was good.... but the story was awful and lacking any semblance of humor. How did this end up on the front page?